There's just nothing like being the parent of a toddler to remind you on the reg what a gigantic loser you are.
It doesn't matter how much care and ceremony you put into anything, it rarely meets the expectations of those little people between the ages of 1 and 3 who stumble around the drunken tyrants with major attitude.
You are such a big disappointment.
Kristen Howerton who blogs at "Rage Against the Minivan" has started the #AssholeParents Tumblr and Instagram where parents can share their own failures in the eyes of their toddler, and the results are hysterical.
1. Like when you have to leave Target
2. Or prevent them from assaulting their siblings
3. Or making a huge mess
4. You can't win by giving them what they want
5. Or even taking them to the "Happiest Place on Earth"
6. You're a complete failure as a hair stylist
7. And officially the worst DJ ever
8. You can't even get the simplest lunch order right. Ugh!
9. Don't argue. Of course the cat likes to take a bath!
10. You won't let them experiment with power tools
Glad these toddler parents have found a way to cope with the fact that they're completely incompetent. #AssholeParents is a rallying cry of a frazzled, tired few just trying to keep everyone happy. Good luck with that. Anyone else need a glass of wine?
Teen Mom 2 star Adam Lind was arrested for being a deadbeat dad, but will he finally pay up?
Chelsea Houska's baby daddy was taken to jail on a bench warrant for failing to show up to court for a December hearing related to a child support case for his other child with ex-girlfriend Taylor Halbur.
Halbur alleges that Lind has failed to pay a single dime of his support for the couple's 1-year-old daughter Paislee, and decided to take him to court. Unfortunately, it appears that Lind didn't take the case very seriously at all — and now he's paying the price.
"Taylor was tired of Adam not paying child support, and now that Paislee is older, she thought it was about time that Adam step up and pay his part," a source explained to RadarOnline.
Deputy Olson of the Lincoln County Sheriff's Office in South Dakota confirmed that Lind was arrested on March 23. "He posted bond and was released from custody," he said.
Of course, the reason Lind missed the Dec. 2 hearing could be because he was busy dealing with another legal mess. That same week, he was arrested and held without bond on domestic stalking charges after a bitter breakup with another ex, Brooke Beaton.